A Little Saturday Levity
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Our Founding Fathers wore wigs because most of them were prematurely bald from stress and poor diets resulting from military service and time working on the frontier. The rest kept their hair short because of pests and the inability to wash your hair everyday.
They wore makeup to hide the scars from smallpox and other diseases they had survived, and the various things that had happened to their skin.
They wore platform shoes (not heels) to keep their feet out of the literal rivers of human and animal waste that filled the streets in any major city they lived in.
The smartest thing to ever come out of that woman's mouth was attached to a man's body. And I fucking pity him.
This is hilarious lol. Like, I actually laughed aloud, which is rare just reading the internet.
I have to keep a ready stockpile of misogynistic insults ready at hand. My next favorite is "go home, your husband is wondering where the sandwich maker wandered off to."
Another good one to keep on hand is...
"There is a bathroom for every bottom; a living quarters for every body; and a kitchen for every woman".
There’s also the syphilis head NSFW