I'll disagree with the echo chamber around here and say that if the Mario movie qualifies as woke, then almost any movie in history does because we've moved the bar so low that every single explanation of it uses the same buzzword "girlboss."
She was her entire army, leaving them completely helpless at first mention of trouble. Which meant when it came she had to go beg a psychotic monkey for his army, and only got it because Mario was there to push a deal through when she couldn't. A failure of a general and leader, something important for the only royal in her entire kingdom.
Even the usually claimed "girlboss" scene from the trailer is her walking out to lose, which she instantly does, because she has completely failed at accomplishing anything the entire movie except for training Mario.
Who, after a single montage in which a normal human from Brooklyn fails to be an instant expert at Parkour in a magical world compared to someone who spent her entire life there, is never treated as inept and is constantly shown to be quick thinking and capable.
Any more questions you got from watching outrage bait videos?
She was her entire army, leaving them completely helpless at first mention of trouble. Which meant when it came she had to go beg a psychotic monkey for his army, and only got it because Mario was there to push a deal through when she couldn't. A failure of a general and leader, something important for the only royal in her entire kingdom.
The hyper over analyzing is adorable, you could just as easily say she managed to maintain peace and stability as a one woman army until recent events occurred by your same rhetoric
She was hardly girlboss, she failed everything she tried and the things she had success in was because she was raised there and knew the Mushroom Kingdom.
“Trying”
Looks at girlboss Peach and goofy inept Mario…
I'll disagree with the echo chamber around here and say that if the Mario movie qualifies as woke, then almost any movie in history does because we've moved the bar so low that every single explanation of it uses the same buzzword "girlboss."
Really?! Care to share what flaws she had?
She was her entire army, leaving them completely helpless at first mention of trouble. Which meant when it came she had to go beg a psychotic monkey for his army, and only got it because Mario was there to push a deal through when she couldn't. A failure of a general and leader, something important for the only royal in her entire kingdom.
Even the usually claimed "girlboss" scene from the trailer is her walking out to lose, which she instantly does, because she has completely failed at accomplishing anything the entire movie except for training Mario.
Who, after a single montage in which a normal human from Brooklyn fails to be an instant expert at Parkour in a magical world compared to someone who spent her entire life there, is never treated as inept and is constantly shown to be quick thinking and capable.
Any more questions you got from watching outrage bait videos?
The hyper over analyzing is adorable, you could just as easily say she managed to maintain peace and stability as a one woman army until recent events occurred by your same rhetoric
She was hardly girlboss, she failed everything she tried and the things she had success in was because she was raised there and knew the Mushroom Kingdom.