She was her entire army, leaving them completely helpless at first mention of trouble. Which meant when it came she had to go beg a psychotic monkey for his army, and only got it because Mario was there to push a deal through when she couldn't. A failure of a general and leader, something important for the only royal in her entire kingdom.
Even the usually claimed "girlboss" scene from the trailer is her walking out to lose, which she instantly does, because she has completely failed at accomplishing anything the entire movie except for training Mario.
Who, after a single montage in which a normal human from Brooklyn fails to be an instant expert at Parkour in a magical world compared to someone who spent her entire life there, is never treated as inept and is constantly shown to be quick thinking and capable.
Any more questions you got from watching outrage bait videos?
She was her entire army, leaving them completely helpless at first mention of trouble. Which meant when it came she had to go beg a psychotic monkey for his army, and only got it because Mario was there to push a deal through when she couldn't. A failure of a general and leader, something important for the only royal in her entire kingdom.
The hyper over analyzing is adorable, you could just as easily say she managed to maintain peace and stability as a one woman army until recent events occurred by your same rhetoric
No, that's literally the plot. The toads are incapable of doing anything, so they gotta ask Kong for his army and he is insane. Its the first scene she is in and its laid all out right there in words children can understand.
Good job though, you used more cheap buzzwords to try and support your disproven original buzzword.
Yes, that is what I said originally. Its right there, I can still read it. A bunch of tiny, bottom heavy midgets are completely useless compared to an normal sized human with human mobility. That human who is also pretty useless at any combat without literal magic power ups and needs to go beg for an army from a real kingdom when faced with any challenge.
You just keep repeating the same point, I guess hoping eventually your shallow point will find foothold to rest on while ignoring everything else. Maybe before then we will get around to you acknowledging how Mario is somehow inept after you dodged mentioning it again!
She was her entire army, leaving them completely helpless at first mention of trouble. Which meant when it came she had to go beg a psychotic monkey for his army, and only got it because Mario was there to push a deal through when she couldn't. A failure of a general and leader, something important for the only royal in her entire kingdom.
Even the usually claimed "girlboss" scene from the trailer is her walking out to lose, which she instantly does, because she has completely failed at accomplishing anything the entire movie except for training Mario.
Who, after a single montage in which a normal human from Brooklyn fails to be an instant expert at Parkour in a magical world compared to someone who spent her entire life there, is never treated as inept and is constantly shown to be quick thinking and capable.
Any more questions you got from watching outrage bait videos?
The hyper over analyzing is adorable, you could just as easily say she managed to maintain peace and stability as a one woman army until recent events occurred by your same rhetoric
No, that's literally the plot. The toads are incapable of doing anything, so they gotta ask Kong for his army and he is insane. Its the first scene she is in and its laid all out right there in words children can understand.
Good job though, you used more cheap buzzwords to try and support your disproven original buzzword.
Notice you didn’t say peach, because once again she is their entire army
Yes, that is what I said originally. Its right there, I can still read it. A bunch of tiny, bottom heavy midgets are completely useless compared to an normal sized human with human mobility. That human who is also pretty useless at any combat without literal magic power ups and needs to go beg for an army from a real kingdom when faced with any challenge.
You just keep repeating the same point, I guess hoping eventually your shallow point will find foothold to rest on while ignoring everything else. Maybe before then we will get around to you acknowledging how Mario is somehow inept after you dodged mentioning it again!