No source material though. Not like the idea of building a New Jedi Academy/Order has ever been thought of. Luke training young Jedi should’ve been one of the opening scenes of Episode 7. I know George wanted him on an island to meditate on the Force so you could’ve had one of his main students come to get him.
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The Plot: Evil white man tells Rey she can't accomplish her goal.
Rey does a bunch of side quests before her goal is handed to her.
Some extras do a gay kiss.
The End.
Don't forget to point out this will happen in a modular, easily removal cut for distribution in all the countries that tell Wokies to pound sand.
Sometimes at speed.
From a rooftop.
I expect that they are going to try to give some flaws to Rey. It will be done in a shallow way and a black lesbian woman scientist jedi doctor pilot will make Rey see that the obvious bad thing is in fact bad. Rey then holds a speech about how great the other woman is. Men are around but will do nothing, women will do everything except cook.
Evil something will just happen as a side story to all the girl drama.
Ends on a message that unity, diversity and equity is what wins the day and is all good.
edit: and all the men clap like retarded seals
Have you read any of the NJO?
Are you secretly a Disney writer? Lol.
Or she will have a someone [and old woman] give her a random life lesson midway through the story which Rey will remember during the final confrontation and realise it solves everything then after pausing, closing her eyes, and taking a deep breath she will say she never needed the goal in the first place and her chasing it was only because the the bad guy told her to.
She's a stronk indypyndynt wamen who don't need no man to tell her how to live!
And then everyone claps 👏👏👏