Lefty friends leaving ragebait? Yep
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Then stop mutilating Jesus and pumping him full of drugs!
Well said
Let's not buttrape Jesus
"The cartel, mang. They fucked up Jesus... all he did was try and get people away from that fentanyl. The cartel goons show up in the slums and start gunning down people, all the while yelling for Jesus to get out here or the wanton murders would continue. No cops anywhere, pension-gobbling democrat bastards already had chickened the fuck out."
"Those locos were killing children, stomping on people's heads, mang! Jesus wept as he finally stepped out of the safehouse. The Cartel then just gutted him alive, ripped out his little Jesus, then dumped him in gasoline and set it on fire. This was a warning to anyone trying to go clean, ese. They had US-Military issue weapons! We had sticks and stones! What could we do!?"
I am imagining an Xavier Renegade Angel moment where there is a small, fully-clothed Jesus within Jesus; FRITTATTA!