48 () posted 1 year ago by Wizard08 1 year ago by Wizard08 +49 / -1 65 comments share 65 comments share save hide report block hide replies
That made me laugh.
What's the name of that one story? Where the general is made late by the weather and leads a rebellion because he'd be executed anyway for being late?
"What's the penalty for treason?"
"Death."
"What's the penalty for lateness?"
"Also death."
"Very well then."