48 () posted 1 year ago by Wizard08 1 year ago by Wizard08 +49 / -1 65 comments share 65 comments share save hide report block hide replies
I can just imagine the tap on the shoulder from a female cast member.
"Hello, I think you raped me. I think you raped me unless you can...jog my memory by making this movie about a female protagonist?
Hellspawned cult.
That made me laugh.
What's the name of that one story? Where the general is made late by the weather and leads a rebellion because he'd be executed anyway for being late?
"What's the penalty for treason?"
"Death."
"What's the penalty for lateness?"
"Also death."
"Very well then."