Hi. Thanks for doing this interview with us today.

Pardon me, I was just telling some trannies on twitter to cope, seethe, and dilate. What were you saying?

Why is your lawyer here?

Well he's paid through the end of the year and that twitter tranny groveled her way out of getting sued, so I keep him busy driving me around, fetching me coffee, etc. Speaking of which, Mr. Steinberg, some french roast from the Kcup machine we saw on the way in? Thanks.

Name your favorite kind of transphobia, go!

The only real transphobia is how trans people are scared of everything and cry online and kill themselves while they use it to bully everyone else.

“New York Times opinion columnist Pamela Paul recently wrote a column titled ‘In Defense of J.K. Rowling.’ Have you read it?”

Yes it was actually good and made a lot of sense. It's shocking that the NYT posted it. I guess they're as sick of the tranny's bullshit as I am over there now.

“Do you feel at all guilty to have disappointed some fans with your views?”

None of the people whining about me online are my fans. It's a small number of unemployed trannies who live on twitter, and their intersectional "allies" who think that by destroying me, they can win a power struggle inside the Left between intersectionals, who want to subjugate women to mentally ill men, and actual, real, women, who just want to go to the loo without a sweaty dick hung over the next stall.

“Don’t you find it hypocritical to publicly attack a marginalized community when your fortune and fame comes from books that champion a bullied outsider?”

Trannies aren't "marginalized" and haven't been for a long time. They are the bullies. They just lie and claim to be victims because that's how the Left's hierarchy works these days. The more you can fake your victimhood, the more power you get handed to bully and abuse others. That's intersectionality.

“Will you be silenced?”

The trannies and their useful idiots are certainly trying their hardest to make that happen, they just don't have the balls. wink

“Some activists have—”

fanning herself with $10,000 bills "What? sorry I don't care. Ask me about people who matter, you know, people with jobs."

“Would you tell us about a time that you were personally victimized by a trans person?”

This isn't about me, it's about all women. How about the spa in Los Angeles where a clearly male sex offender exposed his genitals quite brazenly to little girls, and then when their mothers complained, the spa took the side of the sex offender and society tried to ostracize the women? Or how about that story openly told by a tranny about how he forced his way into a public women's restroom, invaded the stall of a little girl, and drove her to tears as he forced himself on her. Or how about that OTHER TIME the same thing happened, and the tranny got a slap on the wrist? Trannies invade women's spaces and put us in danger. All I'm asking is that we stop lying and saying that these men are women, and respect women-only spaces.

“Why couldn’t you just take your billions of dollars and go away?”

I worked hard to follow my passions and create fantastic stories to change the world for the better. Now that I am rich, I feel I have a duty to speak out for the countless women who don't have a voice. I need to be brave and put up with puerile little twits like you to show women that it's okay to tell the truth and stand up for themselves. This is important work.

“Do you think you’ll recover from this?”

Recover? I've nothing to recover from, dear. I'm winning. I've been winning this whole time.

“Where does all of this lead?”

To the systematic annihilation of all trannies by gassing them. Just label the gas chamber a women's restroom and they'll all rush right in.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH you should see the look on your face, idiot. Nobody cares about the trannies. Certainly no one is trying to kill them, contrary to their constant claims. We just want them to get their filthy dicks out of our spaces.

“Why are you such a huge fucking hateful dork?”

Speaking of dorks, why did you cut yours off, and then have a wound cut between your legs that you're required to stuff a dilator into so it won't heal?

“How would you defend your books to those who call for boycotts of Harry Potter because of the detestable things you say online?”

Boycott? I've never seen any evidence of any boycott in my royalty cheques. I don't think a few unemployed twitter trannies really have any effect on HP franchise sales. I'd like to thank them for the extra promotion of the new video game, though, free advertising never hurts. And I've never said anything that any person of sound mind would find detestable.

“Why were you absent from the Harry Potter reunion? Did HBO bar you from attending?”

Perhaps you should Google it, stupid, as I've answered that before. Here you go: “I was asked to be on that and I decided I didn’t want to do it,” she told host Graham Norton during an appearance on his Virgin Radio UK show and clarifying she was not excluded from the reunion. “I thought it was about the films more than the book, quite rightly, that was what the anniversary was about.” She then added, “No one said don’t [do it]… I was asked to do it and I decided not to.”

“Was it embarrassing when you used a pseudonym to see if people would like your work without the name J.K. Rowling attached, and it turns out that they didn’t like it at all, and then you had to reveal you were using a pseudonym to increase the sales?”

I decided to write in a new genre and didn't want to take unfair advantage of my fame. It wasn't to "see if people would like your work without the name", it was to put myself on a level playing field with other authors and get honest feedback. My first book was successful enough in that it was picked up for publication despite the publisher not knowing it was me. I was very happy with the results and was unhappy to be outed. I did not reveal it. It was a moderately successful book for a 1st attempt. Now that I've been outed, copies are selling for $4,000–6,000 each.

Was it embarrassing for your parents when you told them you were a woman and started showing up to holidays in a wig?

“Do you have any words of encouragement for aspiring transphobes?”

I'm not "transphobic", whatever that's supposed to mean. I just don't want men, mentally ill or not, in women's restrooms, or playing women's sports, what have you.

“What do you think about cisgender people who support trans people living as their preferred gender?”

I support them too, just as long as I don't see them in the loo.

“Let’s talk about some other issues. Are you anti-abortion as well?”

No but one of the tactics the trannies used to attack me online was to falsely claim in an online meme that I opposed abortion. Quite pathetic, really.

“Do you have anything you’d like to tell your fans?”

Thank you, I love you all, I hope my stories fills your hearts with joy, and your tranny gashes with BBC.