Imp replies "Stormfag" or "Stormcuck" to every single post about Jews he doesn't agree with. Why?? Even if this board was overrun with mythical Stormfront posters it's a really autistic rhetorical device. It seems to be some kind of childish indulgence where you find a truly unredeemable target that lets you go turbo self-righteousness with no qualms about friendly fire. It's not just him either, most of the people who get offended by J-posting invoke this word like they're casting a spell.
This board is already more autistic than most, but a lot of it seems concentrated in people who are dogmatically "nothing to see here."
No, they give ACTUAL bears to kids, if they couldn't tame them then they were either too weak or not smart enough to be of benefit to the motherland!
Sounds like an origin story for Zangief.