Well, until you fight back, this will only get worse.
Sincerely,
Christina Rici Sumac
Everyone else:
Bum Fights 2023! It's the UK Slags vs. Albanian Gangsters! Knock-down, drag-out, no holds barred street fight! Who will win the free hotel room? Tune in tonight to find out!
Dear Bums,
Well, until you fight back, this will only get worse.
Sincerely, Christina Rici Sumac
Everyone else:
Bum Fights 2023! It's the UK Slags vs. Albanian Gangsters! Knock-down, drag-out, no holds barred street fight! Who will win the free hotel room? Tune in tonight to find out!
Precisely.
Bum fighting is something people would pay to see. They could do it to earn their keep.