30 [The Verge] Bayonetta "the game’s true villain: compulsory heterosexuality." (archive.ph) posted 2 years ago by Galean 2 years ago by Galean +31 / -1 34 comments share 34 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Fuck it, let's lean into that turn. I want compulsory heterosexuality for all video game characters for the next ten years.
No. No. No.
I want no romance in video games, so we have an excuse to keep women out.
Not everything has to reinforce their endless propaganda that you need a woman to be happy.
Well I want romance in video games to keep big tiddy girls in, when it makes sense at least. So I'm here to cancel you out on this one Imp.
Having women in means you need women to voice them, which means women in the gaming industry. It's non-negotiable. No chance.
You let one in, they'll bring more. We'll be back to "kill all men" propaganda before you know it.
Meet in the middle: Use a voicing AI bot for all voices that has learned how to voice from samples that already exist on the internet.