You made a movie that appeals to less than 3% of the population. Women prefer to watch romcoms that are about women (which is why they're also called chick flicks). Guys don't watch romcoms at all. The only people who would ever want to watch your shitty movie are the lispers like you that pretty much everybody finds creepy and annoying. Oh, and all those progressive activists you thought you had in the bag? Yeah, they're not the type to go out to the movies.

No one is obligated to like your film, to want your film, or give you their money for your film. If they didn't come to see it, it's not their fault; it's yours.

“Last night I snuck in and sat in the back of a sold out theater playing ‘Bros’ in LA. The audience howled with laughter start to finish, burst into applause at the end and some were wiping away tears as they walked out,” Eichner wrote. “It was truly magical. Really. I am VERY proud of this movie.”

So the movie is seeing disappointing box office numbers, and yet you had to illegally sneak into a showing that was sold out? Yeah, I'm calling bullshit on that.

The star also divulged that a theater chain had mounted plans to pull the trailer for “Bros” from its programming due to “gay content,” but Universal eventually convinced the company to maintain its placement in the pre-show rotation. “America, fuck yeah,” Eichner wrote.

Well, nice to see you appreciate this country for once. Probably the only time in your life, then it'll be back to cheering on Antifa and BLM for their next round of statue toppling and attempted secession.