You’re chimping out right now. I can practically smell the shit you’re flinging on your computer screen. See kids, this⬆️ is what too much screen time leads to. You get obese and turn into a hermit with a bedroom that smells of BO and jizz rags. Then you wonder why you can’t get a woman, and decide it MUST be the woman’s fault! So you spend even more time on the computer, getting fatter and softer, and eventually create your own discussion community solely for the purpose of venting your sexual frustrations. Speaking of which, I just heard my girlfriend’s Subaru pull into my driveway, so I’m gonna go do something more fun than drive you deeper into your crushing depression. Have fun beating your dick until it bleeds buddy.
You’re chimping out right now. I can practically smell the shit you’re flinging on your computer screen. See kids, this⬆️ is what too much screen time leads to. You get obese and turn into a hermit with a bedroom that smells of BO and jizz rags. Then you wonder why you can’t get a woman, and decide it MUST be the woman’s fault! So you spend even more time on the computer, getting fatter and softer, and eventually create your own discussion community solely for the purpose of venting your sexual frustrations. Speaking of which, I just heard my girlfriend’s Subaru pull into my driveway, so I’m gonna go do something more fun than drive you deeper into your crushing depression. Have fun beating your dick until it bleeds buddy.
This argument is so stupid. So fucking stupid.
The only way to counter it is posting a sex tape, which no sane person would do.
Your GF is a closeted lesbian.