Spam is good as hell. You probably have to have a taste of extreme levels of salt, but if you do, sometimes there's nothing better than a nice can of sodium (with a hint of pork). Plus it helps human evolution by naturally selecting out people with weaker kidneys.
Make delivery trucks driving through areas so dangerous that no one wants to deliver, then ruin food processing plants on top of it, suddenly, that spam is the only actual animal product protein that is available.
The fake meat section is still open, I'd assume. Even shoplifting starving beatniks know better there, it takes education to go for stuff that bad.
Spam is good as hell. You probably have to have a taste of extreme levels of salt, but if you do, sometimes there's nothing better than a nice can of sodium (with a hint of pork). Plus it helps human evolution by naturally selecting out people with weaker kidneys.
Make delivery trucks driving through areas so dangerous that no one wants to deliver, then ruin food processing plants on top of it, suddenly, that spam is the only actual animal product protein that is available.
The fake meat section is still open, I'd assume. Even shoplifting starving beatniks know better there, it takes education to go for stuff that bad.