Not to worry. Allah Azzawajal will make them virgin after every incident of yours.
But you have to marry them first every time, before you're allowed access, after which you're immediately separated. That's a special reward designed for you, who in life loved marriage so much.
Is it too late to ask for my heaven to be a cool room with the non-woke versions of everything I like?
Not at all. Your heaven is a place where women do not exist and where all entertainment is purged of their nefarious influence. You even get 72 twinks so you can enjoy yourself without being bothered by all that vagina.
I already did the whole hooking up with different women every few days thing and I got bored of it.
Wow, cavorting with the womans. Some truly dark stuff coming out you. But this is why your version of hell is filled with the womans.
For you, Hell has 72 virgin queens.
Elizabeth, Catherine the Great, Daenerys Targaryen.
Like a bizarro-world Islam.
Also, if Emilia Clarke is a virgin, I'm President Donald J. Trump.
Not to worry. Allah Azzawajal will make them virgin after every incident of yours.
But you have to marry them first every time, before you're allowed access, after which you're immediately separated. That's a special reward designed for you, who in life loved marriage so much.
Is it too late to ask for my heaven to be a cool room with the non-woke versions of everything I like?
I already did the whole hooking up with different women every few days thing and I got bored of it.
Not at all. Your heaven is a place where women do not exist and where all entertainment is purged of their nefarious influence. You even get 72 twinks so you can enjoy yourself without being bothered by all that vagina.
Wow, cavorting with the womans. Some truly dark stuff coming out you. But this is why your version of hell is filled with the womans.