Is it too late to ask for my heaven to be a cool room with the non-woke versions of everything I like?

Not at all. Your heaven is a place where women do not exist and where all entertainment is purged of their nefarious influence. You even get 72 twinks so you can enjoy yourself without being bothered by all that vagina.

I already did the whole hooking up with different women every few days thing and I got bored of it.

Wow, cavorting with the womans. Some truly dark stuff coming out you. But this is why your version of hell is filled with the womans.