Governor DeSantis Signs Declaration That ‘The Last Jedi’ Sucked
(babylonbee.com)
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Love that. I made that declaration when I walked out the theater. I was actually excited about seeing Luke and to show how stupid I am when Disney bought Star Wars I thought they would use the expanded universe as source material.
They did in places.
Palpatine clones
Han and Leia's son turning Dark Side [although Ben is nowhere near as well written character as Jacen was and even his name was taken from Luke's son rather than Leia's since Leia had no fucking reason to name her child after Obi-Wan]
The Force Dyad being a rip off of the twin bond between Jacen and Jaina
An Imperial Remnant
They even brought back Boba Fett in other material
Problem is they also used Spaceballs as source material like with Finn and Rose getting arrested over a parking violation in TLJ.
brahs, i dont think that rian donghead knew that was spaceballs. he saw it when he was a kid and thought he was doing a throwback to the original star wars. 👌👌
A guy dumb enough to think that lasers have parabolic arcs in space is definitely dumb enough to do that, so I shall adopt your theory as canon.
hes the guy who wrote an asian who was so focused about loyalty to the alliance that she focuses all her energy on fucking a random guy 2 days after meeting him
the guy who made luke a hobo
and made kylo emotionally weak, but super strong as a sith fighter
and undoubtedly wanted kannady to appear as a hwite supremraciss
i appreciate ya including my new canon, it was one i thought of recently; rian is a blockhead, a retard if you will- i couldnt think why this dipshit added those scenes (nor the arching, nor most of the film) unless he literally thought that spaceballs was (part of) starwars. that explains why he had no time for luke to mourn, he never knew lonestar. DUH
i cant describe how much i want to punch this cunt in the testicles, bros.