[Nu-Disney also] Apparently Gal Gadot was cast as the Evil Jew in the upcoming Non White and 0 Dwarfs
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Basically every new Disney movie is just “let’s make brown people feel good about themselves”
"Look, we gave you Rose. She even kissed the black guy. And think of all the character development we had with her -- her sister died! And... uh... she doesn't like war!"
Its hysterical that they could have just given us the sister of rose and at least it would have been "ok we've got a "run of the mill" bomber pilot into this group, that's cool" instead of giving us a sack of potatoes that wishes she was a Disney princess.
How to salvage the plotline: At the salt planet final confrontation, she kisses him, and then he says "What the fuck? You don't just kiss someone without consent!" and then both get fried by the super laser because riding directly into an immobile super-laser, that you could avoid by moving a couple feet over, is really dumb.
It would put a fun and funny capstone on their story.
As funny as that would be, it's still lame and playing by their rules. The real way you savage it is by having her line her ship up with Finn and be a heat shield/give him an extra shove to commit to the sacrifice at the cost of both of their lives.