[Nu-Disney also] Apparently Gal Gadot was cast as the Evil Jew in the upcoming Non White and 0 Dwarfs
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To be fair, Malificent was always 10x hotter than Snow White.
Maleficent was the green chick from Sleeping Beauty.
In the reboot just few years ago she was (not green, actually snow-white) Angelina Jolie, today she would be played by like Whoopie Goldberg or something.
Indeed, I mixed her up with the Evil queen, but they're virtually the same character. Either way, in what universe is this titless thumb better looking than this certified pofessional dick sweller?
The entire story hinges on the Queen's magic mirror being a fucking pedophile.
The problem lies in the question asked.
"Who is fairest in the realm?"
Who has the most pale skin in the realm? Snow White stays indoors and lives with coal miners, tarring her skin, meaning no light really ever reaches it, if she washes off the coal tar, her skin will be quite un-tanned indeed.
That's really the real moral lesson here: The problem in using only a singular objective measure for beauty when it is a combination of factors. The Queen could have also asked the mirror "who has a spinal curve closest to 45.5 degrees?" It's just one singular measure, and objective or not, provides a terrible measure for overall beauty.
i thought maleficent was the evil which chick from the wizard ofoz? wut. my whole understanding of disney lore was a lie
Elphaba. Or Theodora, in the terrible Disney remake…
Maleficent, as pointed out, is Sleeping Beauty, lol…
Are you saying all witches look the same?! 😮