>Get placed in a situation where you have to defend yourself
>Pick one of two:
>1. Don't defend yourself and get to spend the last few seconds of your life in terror
>2. Defend yourself and get: All expenses paid room and board, free medical treatment, all the cigarettes and ramen you could want, free gym, steady work.
I'll gladly take the second option should the idiots happen to change the gun laws lol
Fuck that I'm not going to lay down and die like a bitch if some loser tries to kill me
>Government makes self-defense illegal
>Get placed in a situation where you have to defend yourself
>Pick one of two:
>1. Don't defend yourself and get to spend the last few seconds of your life in terror
>2. Defend yourself and get: All expenses paid room and board, free medical treatment, all the cigarettes and ramen you could want, free gym, steady work.
I'll gladly take the second option should the idiots happen to change the gun laws lol
I don't think you get cigarettes in prison any more.