I kind of thought this is what went down, what with it being so close after when Biden gave the Taliban the list of people he wanted to rescue. Something like this:
Biden: "Listen fat, we just got hit with a terrorist attack and I need to kill the guy responsible or else I will get in trouble. Can you help us find him?"
Taliban: "snickering Of course we can. Give us one moment. picks a random interpreter on the list who lives in Kabul Ah yes, we found him, he is right there."
Biden: "Thanks for that. You guys are all right missile"
Taliban: "wheezing, hysterical laughter THE KAFIR ACTUALLY BOUGHT IT!!!"
"Treason? What treason? Talk about this obvious fuck up based on shitty intel instead!"
When you realize Vlad the Impaler did nothing wrong.
I kind of thought this is what went down, what with it being so close after when Biden gave the Taliban the list of people he wanted to rescue. Something like this:
Biden: "Listen fat, we just got hit with a terrorist attack and I need to kill the guy responsible or else I will get in trouble. Can you help us find him?"
Taliban: "snickering Of course we can. Give us one moment. picks a random interpreter on the list who lives in Kabul Ah yes, we found him, he is right there."
Biden: "Thanks for that. You guys are all right missile"
Taliban: "wheezing, hysterical laughter THE KAFIR ACTUALLY BOUGHT IT!!!"