Why do people keep saying "this is satire" with no evidence? I'm leaning towards it being fake news, but passed off as real. The other articles on that site look "real", but if you Google the article you just find the exact same text on a lot of other sketch "news" sites.
Even if it is real, I seriously doubt a “real” news agency would report it. It reveals too many truths of modern women’s nature. How else could they spin this? When a story can’t be spun they just ignore and move on.
Haven't looked, but imagine a woman holding you at gunpoint while you have sex. How would she even be able to do that? Are her arms 10 feet long so the gun is out of your reach?
Why do people keep saying "this is satire" with no evidence? I'm leaning towards it being fake news, but passed off as real. The other articles on that site look "real", but if you Google the article you just find the exact same text on a lot of other sketch "news" sites.
Even if it is real, I seriously doubt a “real” news agency would report it. It reveals too many truths of modern women’s nature. How else could they spin this? When a story can’t be spun they just ignore and move on.
Haven't looked, but imagine a woman holding you at gunpoint while you have sex. How would she even be able to do that? Are her arms 10 feet long so the gun is out of your reach?
The article text has a lot of tells. Like I said, it's apparently from some weird junk news source. (not sure why those exist, they aren't satire)
LO-fucking-L, yeah just a few hints in there.
Also, the tags. "Ejaculate" and "Dogecoin millionaire"? Yeah, sure, sounds legit.
Yeah, satire has to be intended to be understood as satire. They should just call it what it is, a hoax that news sites fell for.