Well, it all began with a fat fuck called Alex Salmond, who revived a dead political party to push for Scottish Independence.

They swept the country, winning nearly every constituency, and they were granted a referendum.

They lost, Salmond got the boot and a feminist woman called Nicola Sturgeon came in and promptly filled the ranks of the party with her ilk. The only males on the board of the SNP after she came was her husband, (I can't believe someone married her.) and their Westminster representative that couldn't be replaced until the next election.

Those Scottish Independence supporters will vote SNP until they die, because they want a second vote on leaving the UK. This new nation would then join the EU, which is a pipe dream which Italy, France and Spain would veto due to having their own problems with wantaway regions (Trentino-Alto Adige, Alsace and Catalonia respectively)

Salmond ended up charged with rape, these accusations laundered through feminist sympathizing media to ensure he never returned, but he crushed them all in court and forced a government enquiry which all but admitted Sturgeon was directly influencing the accusations to get rid of him and cement her power.

Her trustworthiness according to the Scottish public plummeted, but on Election Day, the SNP won their biggest victory yet.

First thing she said - "we can't get an independence referendum from Johnson", meaning her election solved nothing for her captive voters.