The Left had to invent a term for people who don't engage casual sex. Imagine what being a young person among Lefitst must be like:
Steve: "Dude, bro. You want a quick bro job?"
Dave: "What? Steve, no."
Steve: "Oh, sorry bro. I know you want to go to the game in a minute and I don't want you to be all stressed out."
Dave: "Steve, that's, flattering but wrong. I don't want you to suck my dick."
Steve: "Oh, okay, cool. Sorry man, I thought since you were a Demi-Bi-Sexual you'd be cool with it. My bad."
Dave: "I ... what?"
Steve: "Yeah, like, can't fuck without getting emotionally attached. You were with that girl and you didn't score the same night, so I just assumed you were demisexual, and since we were bros you'd be cool with it, bro. But yeah, no, my bad, bro."
Dave: "Nope, yeah, just straight and waiting to see if it's a good idea."
Steve: "Cool... ... Did I tell you my mom's boyfriend raped me at 14 for like 4 years and now I'm emotionally under-developed and sexually stunted at the age of my original rape?"
Dave: "Yes, you did."
Steve: "Yeah! That's why your my bro, bro! I share everything with you. ... including my dick if you want it."
From WebMD:
Is this really such a big deal that you need everyone to know that you want to be friends before you become lovers?
From that definition, one can be a "Demisexual Super Straight". Or as I like to call it, "normal".
Exactly! My wife and I were talking about this one night. Like, isn't this how you're supposed to behave?
Well think about it.
The Left had to invent a term for people who don't engage casual sex. Imagine what being a young person among Lefitst must be like:
Steve: "Dude, bro. You want a quick bro job?"
Dave: "What? Steve, no."
Steve: "Oh, sorry bro. I know you want to go to the game in a minute and I don't want you to be all stressed out."
Dave: "Steve, that's, flattering but wrong. I don't want you to suck my dick."
Steve: "Oh, okay, cool. Sorry man, I thought since you were a Demi-Bi-Sexual you'd be cool with it. My bad."
Dave: "I ... what?"
Steve: "Yeah, like, can't fuck without getting emotionally attached. You were with that girl and you didn't score the same night, so I just assumed you were demisexual, and since we were bros you'd be cool with it, bro. But yeah, no, my bad, bro."
Dave: "Nope, yeah, just straight and waiting to see if it's a good idea."
Steve: "Oh! Straight? Oh, yeah... yeah. ... Uh. It's just... you're not, like, a neo-lib, right?"
Dave: "No, I'm not a neo-liberal."
Steve: "Tshk. Yeah! Like, fuck Trump, right?"
Dave: "Yup, fuck Trump."
Steve: "Cool... ... Did I tell you my mom's boyfriend raped me at 14 for like 4 years and now I'm emotionally under-developed and sexually stunted at the age of my original rape?"
Dave: "Yes, you did."
Steve: "Yeah! That's why your my bro, bro! I share everything with you. ... including my dick if you want it."
Dave: "STEVE!"
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"C'mon dog. Don't be gay. Get on the bro train! WOO-WOO!"