Couldn't make it up, eh? Like it's so fucking impossible to believe the people who are in positions of trust based upon their credentials, positions used to investigate problems like this might be in on it? That corrupt people don't seek out positions of authority just to get fame, money, and power, it's so fucking mind boggling that not even the most dimwitted second grader who had to create a fucking story for their class assignment couldn't come up with? Can't make it up? Fuck off with your god damn bullshit!