Look around Inverness, Hernando, Brooksville areas. Small enough that you will know your neighbors, big enough that there's more than just a shitty walmart. Inland enough from the Hurricanes but still close to the water. Red. Red. Red. The jews, if there are any in the area, are young and fast, hard to catch if you're into fuc..I mean dating them. Gators are mostly in drainage areas and the big lakes, well controlled as there is some high-priced real estate from old money.