I thought AP was those guys who showed up to work as journalists and listened to literal rockets being shot off beside them and went "naaah, probably not important to know anything about that..."

Yep, they want the plebs to do something, the rich had better do it first, so that the sheeple will want to ape them, that-korean-song-style. I mean, it's basically the reason behind the bewildering popularity of wall-to-wall carpeting, and "the perfect lawn".

AP is an ad service.

For Hamas.