"If your kid is so allergic to peanut butter that my kid could eat a sandwich, touch a doorknob, your kid touches the doorknob an hour later, and then fucking goes into anaphylaxis... He isn't going to make it. Probably better off for you not to get too attached."
It's insane to me that kids can't bring a pb&j to school
As one comedian pointed out...
"If your kid is so allergic to peanut butter that my kid could eat a sandwich, touch a doorknob, your kid touches the doorknob an hour later, and then fucking goes into anaphylaxis... He isn't going to make it. Probably better off for you not to get too attached."