29 Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey is selling his first tweet — bidding is at $2.5 million (archive.is) posted 3 years ago by altmehere 3 years ago by altmehere +30 / -1 34 comments share 34 comments share save hide report block hide replies
What the fuck are you supposed to do with an encrypted twat‽
...no clue but i bet a ransomware joke is in there somewhere. that reminds me there was a ransomware going after a specific type of smart device a chastity belt that was locked with an app guess what it did...
Stop putting microchips in things that are perfectly fit for purpose without them!
There was/is a woman suing a sex toy maker because she didn't expect her "smart" vibrator to send the company her usage information
confuscious say, when the smart is in a thing, theres not enough smart for the purchaser.
Bruh that shits hilarious