Because Kurtz has enough moronic fans propping him up and he somehow hasn't had a heart attack and kicked over. When I met him in person at GenCon about six years back he looked like the type of ham planet you'd see rolling around on a Rascal scooter. I saw an actual picture of him not too long ago and he actually looked bigger. I figure the dude is about a two-piece-and-a-biscuit away from having a grabber.
VG Cats is still a thing? Next you'll be telling me PvP....
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Holy shit, PvP is still a thing! Why is PvP still a thing?
Because Kurtz has enough moronic fans propping him up and he somehow hasn't had a heart attack and kicked over. When I met him in person at GenCon about six years back he looked like the type of ham planet you'd see rolling around on a Rascal scooter. I saw an actual picture of him not too long ago and he actually looked bigger. I figure the dude is about a two-piece-and-a-biscuit away from having a grabber.