Because Kurtz has enough moronic fans propping him up and he somehow hasn't had a heart attack and kicked over. When I met him in person at GenCon about six years back he looked like the type of ham planet you'd see rolling around on a Rascal scooter. I saw an actual picture of him not too long ago and he actually looked bigger. I figure the dude is about a two-piece-and-a-biscuit away from having a grabber.