Meanwhile, the pyramids are useless pieces of shit, basically. Just big make-work projects some king had to come up with after a massive baby boom/migrant influx caused by the beginning of effective agricultural practices. Lots of food, lots of people, no jobs. There's not even much space inside the things, almost as if using them for burial was a sort of afterthought. Just what the fuck is so great about them besides being big and old and made by humans is beyond me. Seeing them in pictures is good enough, I wouldn't waste money to go see the things. Know what they make me think of? Termites fapping off to a particularly fancy mound of theirs.

And this guy is behind the times. They just found the oldest cave art - and it's in Asia. And it's a pig, not a bear.