IIRC, Costa Rica is very friendly to American expats. Like, not just the people, but the government itself actively encourages Americans to retire there and spend their pensions living the good life.
The answer to any question about marriage is that government shouldn't be involved.
Marriage is a religious ceremony of faith and commitment.
Government should care only about power of attorney, joint ownership of property, and custody of children, all of which already exist outside of marriage.
They last longer but they don't shave as well. Gillette's shit costs way too much, but they shave better because the blades are made of thinner metal. If you make the metal thicker, like Harry's, they last longer but aren't as sharp.
Just go old school and learn to shave with a straight razor. It's not that hard and you can keep the razor as sharp as you like.
Shit, people in Haiti still live in literal mud huts today, right now.
A quick technological leap is probably going to be the most believable thing about this abortion.