And, of course, all proposed implementations of communism are Real Communism™ until they go wrong, at which point it's unilaterally decided that they were in fact fascism pretending to be Real Communism™.
If only they could kill all the fascists this would never happen!!
Real Communism™, which has never been tried, naturally. Real Communism™ is defined as Communism that succeeds.
And, of course, all proposed implementations of communism are Real Communism™ until they go wrong, at which point it's unilaterally decided that they were in fact fascism pretending to be Real Communism™.
If only they could kill all the fascists this would never happen!!