It begins,

"Someone had to stand up to the bully in the White House and say, no, you cannot abuse your power, you cannot abandon our allies, and you cannot do Vladimir Putin's bidding from the Oval Office."

(the weed in SF must be really really good)

Then it goes on to say,

"That's why I'm writing to ask you to join the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee (DCCC) with a contribution of $15, $25, $35, or even more if you can today."

"Republicans are shattering fundraising records with the RNC raising $215 million to the DNC's $82 million...and Trump continuing to raise record hauls in 2020."

(wah wah waah)

Will someone please hand Nancy a hankie to wipe away her lefty tears? Poor democrats, they can hardly pay the hairdresser.

The best part is the enclosed Personal Reply To Speaker Nancy Pelosi form, with a paid return postage envelope.

Nancy, you'll be hearing back from me! But there sure as hell won't be a check in that envelope. Thanks for being one of the most inept corrupt politicians America has ever seen.