This just makes me want to do it more. I am not a hugger generally but I have already started shaking hands with people purely out of spite since that faggy elbow bullshit started. Turns out, most people don't give a shit about the commie cough.
I'd taken up bowing. Nothing obnoxious, just a lowering of the head. Did so years ago after I realized that despite me getting older and ostensibly weaker more and more of my handshakes felt like grabbing a bag of rotten fruit. I've always been careful to not go past "firm" but at some point I just got tried of having to treat people like their arms ended in Fabergé eggs.
So now I have my contrarian nature pushing me to start handshaking again. It's annoying but I mostly ignore it because I don't want those fruit bags again. (But I sure as fuck ain't doing that elbow stupdity.)
This just makes me want to do it more. I am not a hugger generally but I have already started shaking hands with people purely out of spite since that faggy elbow bullshit started. Turns out, most people don't give a shit about the commie cough.
I'd taken up bowing. Nothing obnoxious, just a lowering of the head. Did so years ago after I realized that despite me getting older and ostensibly weaker more and more of my handshakes felt like grabbing a bag of rotten fruit. I've always been careful to not go past "firm" but at some point I just got tried of having to treat people like their arms ended in Fabergé eggs.
So now I have my contrarian nature pushing me to start handshaking again. It's annoying but I mostly ignore it because I don't want those fruit bags again. (But I sure as fuck ain't doing that elbow stupdity.)