Are we up? It this ours?
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Finally, a place to drop the mask. I blame the German Jews. Theodore Kaufman was right. Hitler did nothing wrong.
The guy sounds nuttier than a fruitcake.
Hitler destroyed Germany, ruined Charlie Chaplin's moustache for everybody and was a middling and amateurish painter at best.
But you have to hand it to him. He did kill Hitler, so there's that.
I prefer his piece on Germany. I take both sides in race wars.
My position on War in general is a highly controversial one. Whether it be flame wars, race wars, total war, etc;
War is bad. I'm not a fan, generally speaking.
I would like to take some time to address a rumor floating around the fleet.
-Some of you have come to believe that I like var. I wish to dash these rumors! I do not like var.
-I. LOVE. VAR.
-Through my life, I have discovered so many forms of var. You get up in ze morning, you get into your shitty car, und you see a rich CEO, who works half as hard as you do, drive down ze street in his Porsche. "Class Var."
-You make it to vork, und you find out that ze annual drug test is today, und you just so happened to take a puff of your one-hitter a couple nights ago before dinner with your wife's awful parents. "Drug Var."
-But zhen, you find out that ze only ones being called in for testing are your black and Hispanic co-workers. "Race Var."
-Then, you try und post about it on your Facebook, but zen all your friends start arguing about vhat's right und what's wrong. "Flame Var."
-You finally get home, und you decide to relax by vatching a program about: "Who gets ze box?" "What's in ze box?" "How much is vhat's in ze box worth?" "Storage Vars." (chuckles)
-What I am telling you, my Nazi army of one zhousand vampires, is that I am a purveyor of var. And with your help over ze years, ve are now at the precipice of our true goal.
-You see, I vant a simple var.
-No Class Vars, no Drug Vars, no Race Vars, no Flame Vars, und certainly, no Cold Vars!
-Blueballed for forty years.
-Vhat I vant is a var zhat only ve can bring. -A true var!
-A German var!
-The sequel you've all been vaiting for!
-I! VANT! VORLD! VAR! THREE!!!