"Hello over-educated, childless, unmarried, white women! Did you know the clientele group we've swapped out as a changeling for your children to exploit your maternal instincts would be sad if we lost all of the money we use to brainwash you? Orange Man Bad! Rocket Man Bad!"
"Hello over-educated, childless, unmarried, white women! Did you know the clientele group we've swapped out as a changeling for your children to exploit your maternal instincts would be sad if we lost all of the money we use to brainwash you? Orange Man Bad! Rocket Man Bad!"
basically this, but you could easily add "maternel instincts after we convinced you having children was oppressing you would be sad"