I'm only related to my aunt (my dad's brother's wife) on paper. And my aunt doesn't fund both my salaries like Trudeau does for Coyne (Justin bails out the Globe & Mail where he's employed and funds the CBC which pays him to be on a panel with Trudeau's personal biographer, an alumni of the Trudeau Foundation and hosted by a Trudeau fangirl who sued the Conservatives the day she moderated an election debate.
Andrew Coyne is Trudeau's cousin by marriage IIRC.
FAKE NEWS- it's by sleeping around. Pierre knocked up Andrew's cousin Deborah Coyne.
so they're only related on paper
I'm only related to my aunt (my dad's brother's wife) on paper. And my aunt doesn't fund both my salaries like Trudeau does for Coyne (Justin bails out the Globe & Mail where he's employed and funds the CBC which pays him to be on a panel with Trudeau's personal biographer, an alumni of the Trudeau Foundation and hosted by a Trudeau fangirl who sued the Conservatives the day she moderated an election debate.
So whose closer, really?