Good evening, xirs and xims, I am Summer Sassypants beautiful/woman. In our first piece tonight, the evil monster who shall not be named is gloating about how his policies are killing poor, innocent Persons of Colors. Quote, "we gave the honest people guns, and it made a yuge difference, and all the criminals died! Many such cases!"
turns head to second camera, beard jiggling
In other news, the excellent and caring policies of empathetic Democrat mayors around the country are caring for the Persons of Colors community. Quote "half our Black community died in the first week of DRUMPF's gun program, and all our undocumented voters are gone! We can't even get good tacos anymore!"
CBS Evening News, November 14, 2025
Good evening, xirs and xims, I am Summer Sassypants beautiful/woman. In our first piece tonight, the evil monster who shall not be named is gloating about how his policies are killing poor, innocent Persons of Colors. Quote, "we gave the honest people guns, and it made a yuge difference, and all the criminals died! Many such cases!"
turns head to second camera, beard jiggling
In other news, the excellent and caring policies of empathetic Democrat mayors around the country are caring for the Persons of Colors community. Quote "half our Black community died in the first week of DRUMPF's gun program, and all our undocumented voters are gone! We can't even get good tacos anymore!"