I think slow zombies make more sense.
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As our resident CURE representative, I am outraged and offended that you would so brazenly advocate discriminating against one type of undead in favor of another. Just because one zombie is slower than another doesn't mean it shouldn't have an equal opportunity to consume your brain. If you see a slow zombie, just stop and don't run. It's the least we can do in the name of equity.
No discrimination happening here, they all get treated the same way..
That's not equitable treatment. We need to be inclusive of our slow-moving zombies.
Great more rules from our resident DIE officer.