they spent YEARS investigating him and best they had was his lawyer paid off a pornstar behind his back.

Yeah, but, as everyone knows, it's totally a crime to pay a pornstar off and not call it a campaign contribution? Ignore that if anyone else did it they'd get in trouble if they did call it a campaign contribution. Ignore that if Trump had called it a campaign contribution they would have impeached and sued him for that too.

Ignore it all, and always remember...Orange Man Bad.

If it wasn't so serious, it would be hilarious. Even Trump's most diehard haters can't say exactly what he did "wrong," if you actually ask them to explain, and then provide even a tiny bit of pushback. It's amazing. They don't even know. You can tell them it should have been a campaign contribution, and they'll nod along. You can tell them he shouldn't have said it was a campaign contribution...and they'll still nod along.