I would make fun of the Christians for being so hyper-sensitive and weak that I would openly declare my grass clippings to be a vegetarian blood sacrifice to Yaweh. I would love to show up in a ritualistic garb wearing an animal mask and stabbing a pile of shrubbery before pouring it into the bin.

I can't do that kind of mockery with the troons because they would literally kill me and my children for that.