Ahead of Marvel's Live-Action 'Fantastic Four' Film, Marvel Comics Depicts Johnny Storm In Sexual Relationship With Demonic Look...
As Marvel Studios films their upcoming live-action Fantastic Four film, Marvel Comics is busy destroying the company's brand by depicting Johnny Storm aka The Human Torch in a sexual relationship with a demonic looking alien bug creature.
With that mustache, only an alien pokemon would want to have sex with him.
But like 99% of comic books these days, its just the writer's lazy self insert fetish play. So I'm wagering he has that mustache and wants to fuck an alien, so Johnny is the stand in.