I think there’s potential for a comedy sketch in here where a researcher tries to pay a prostitute to answer demographic questions (ethnicity, age, etc.) but she thinks he’s trying to set up some roleplay and keeps putting on various accents and stuff.
I can only think of one way you'd conduct a survey like that. And I think it'd be hard to get a grant for it.
probably easier than you think, put "data gathering" on the expense report
I think there’s potential for a comedy sketch in here where a researcher tries to pay a prostitute to answer demographic questions (ethnicity, age, etc.) but she thinks he’s trying to set up some roleplay and keeps putting on various accents and stuff.