I made it to ARCOM and skipped to the final paragraph, eyes totally glazed over. You are very fluent in ghoul-speak and you could probably infiltrate an unelected advisory position in DC somewhere. Instead, I'd suggest you douse yourself in salt, see a priest, and maybe spend a couple weeks roughing it in the mountains reconnecting with your humanity.
I made it to ARCOM and skipped to the final paragraph, eyes totally glazed over. You are very fluent in ghoul-speak and you could probably infiltrate an unelected advisory position in DC somewhere. Instead, I'd suggest you douse yourself in salt, see a priest, and maybe spend a couple weeks roughing it in the mountains reconnecting with your humanity.
I can't! I was never any good in land nav!
Are you sure you weren't a shave-tail Lieutenant?