We need to nominate a dude to the mod team for the EXPRESS purpose of banning this weirdo's alts. I'm grateful to u/DomitiusofMassilia for popping in every few days, but sadly that's not frequent enough. We need a daily reader who can just hit "ban" when he's browsing comments. It won't solve the problem but it'll alleviate it.
We could also freeze new account creation and open it for select periods, announced with pinned posts. Our growth would be disrupted of course, but it's not like that matters that much.
I'd be willing to do it as well, but I know the temptation to ban people for being retarded losers would eventually get the best of me (bye, Lethn) and then I'm just another power tripping janny.
I'd of course justify myself as improving their life by making them go touch grass instead of shouting into this echo chamber, but then the problem is just getting worse.
And so, recused.