I'll take "instant grounds for an appeal for $100, Alex".

While I'm assuming the frizzy haired negress is probably a shitty judge it has a very low understanding of the law, surely she knows that after saying that her decision will be automatically appealed, and the next higher court will be practically compelled to hear the case. At that point, you might as well save the paper you were using to write the rest of your opinion, as they'll be pretty much starting from scratch anyway.