but for Michelle, pleasuring herself serves a different purpose: She is trying to figure out what makes her feel good. Exploring her changed body alone eliminates the guilt she has when she can’t climax with her husband.

Short of some nightmare of a perineal tear or an episiotomy, how different could her cooch possibly be after childbirth?

All of the parts that get wrecked are between 3 and 9 o'clock while the nerves that give pleasure are at noon.