female "suicide": a hot guy dumped me after one-night stand, guess i'll post a picture of a razor on my wrist on twitter and get compliments from hundreds of simps
male suicide: my wife divorced me and took half my belongings and an apartment, i'm not allowed to see my child more than twice a year, lost my job due to divorce hearings, have to pay child support for the next decade, guess i'll blow my head off with a sawed-off
female "suicide": a hot guy dumped me after one-night stand, guess i'll post a picture of a razor on my wrist on twitter and get compliments from hundreds of simps
male suicide: my wife divorced me and took half my belongings and an apartment, i'm not allowed to see my child more than twice a year, lost my job due to divorce hearings, have to pay child support for the next decade, guess i'll blow my head off with a sawed-off